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READ & DOWNLOAD Þ Mad Cows ☆ Every woman wants to be wanted but just not by the entire Metropolitan police force Maddy Wolfe's first day out with her newborn takes a Kafkaesue turn when she's wrongfully arrested in Harrods for shoplifting The only person she can turn to is her hot to trot ex lover Alex Will he prove himself to be as useful as a solar poEr newborn takes a Kafkaesue turn when she's wrongfully arrested in Harrods for shoplifting The only person she can tu. disappointing a rubbish story told in a crass manner by someone who should know better there is a fine line between sarcasm and humour and Kathy and Lette has totally missed it this time

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Every woman wants to be wanted but just not by the entire Metropolitan police force Maddy Wolfe's first day out with h. This book couldn’t have been unfunnier if it were about poor cows suffering from Mad Cow disease It’s chick lit not my favorite genre but every now and then I come across a gem that I actually like This wasn’t one of themIt’s about a brand new mom who just wanted to buy some prunes to help move things along but instead winds up in jail after a series of stupid coincidental calamities We get to listen to her inane and crude thoughts as she prattles on about baby poop drooping bellies episiotomy plums in the undies and sore dripping teats The father is a married jerk with twins who wants nothing to do with her and won’t bail her out How shocking and original From what I can gather she has no job no skills no brains and no sugar daddy She fears social services will force her into adopting out the baby so she has a girlfriend a middle aged Sex In The City wannabe type sneak it out of jail and take care of it and then whines because her boobs are dripping and sore The point of view then switches back and forth between the chick in jail and her vapid materialistic and eually brain dead friend I fear for the kid and for my brain cells It’s very dated The only serious laugh I got out of the thing was when one of the jailbirds declares Mel Gibson ‘the perfect man’ The rest of the humor is insulting rude or flat out grossI usually finish audiobooks but don’t know if I can stomach any of this annoying shit It's so bad I'm almost hoping her hemorrhoids start up a dialogue and tell me about their day

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Mad CowsRn to is her hot to trot ex lover Alex Will he prove himself to be as useful as a solar powered vibrator on a rainy da. I really struggled through this book To me Kathy Lette is a mixture of witty one liners and total vulgarity When she's good she's good but Mad Cows unfortunately fell into the latter category and stayed there throughout The subject matter being uite hard hitting the welfare of a baby while the mother is first arrested and then goes on the run and it really doesn't lend itself to the comic blase style of the book Tasteless and I wish I hadn't bothered