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When Nora and Patch are forced together as lab partners Nora would rather fall to her death than put up with his elusive answers to her uestions his teasing and his infuriatingly handsome face and hypnotizing eyes It seems Patch was put on earth just to drive How I Would Have Ended ItThis post was inspired by the fantastic videos over at wwwhowitshouldhaveendedcom Italicized text is the original publicized text from the book and is entirely the work of Becca FitzpatrickThis rendition is entirely satire It is not meant to offend and I mean no discourtesy I recognize that authors put a lot of time and work into their novels and I am not trying to disrespect that Writing a novel is hard work and is something I have never done and I certainly don’t think I could do a better job I am simply with light hearted intention using humour and imagination to spark book discussion and fun and point out some issues I had with the novelAnd lastly please don’t sue me I have no money And I have children to feed And I have a cat to feed as well You wouldn’t want a cat to go without food would you Also pretty please with a cherry on top I’ll be your friend I was backed up against the counter my palms digging into the edge “You’re mad because I didn’t go to Delphic” I raised one shaky shoulder “Why Delphic Patch It’s Sunday night Delphic will be closing soon Any special reason you wanted me to drive to a dark soon to be deserted amusement park”He walked toward me until he was standing close enough that I could see his black eyes beneath his ball cap“Dabria told me you have to sacrifice me to get a human body” I saidPatch was uiet a moment “And you think I’d go through with it”I swallowed “Then it’s true”Our eyes locked “It has to be an intentional sacrifice Simply killing you won’t do it”“Are you the only person who can do this to me”“No but I’m probably the only person who knows the end result and the only person who would attempt it It’s the reason I came to school I had to get close to you I needed you It’s the reason I walked into your life”I looked at him for a moment his intense gaze shooting through me as I considered the information he’d just confirmed“Okay” I said straightening up and slipping out from his overbearing presence to put some space between us“Okay”“Okay I’m out of here”“You can’t go” Patch said his face twisting into a confused expression“Well you’ve pretty much admitted that you were going to kill me in a very personal way might I add I think that justifies a uick and hasty exit” I spat at him straightening my outfit in indignation and standing up to him with confidence than I feltPatch spluttered for a moment blinking his eyes disbelievingly “But I wasn’t I mean” he looked lost for a moment before visibly collecting himself and slipping back into his usual confident demeanor “You want me to come clean I will I’ll tell you everything Who I am and what I’ve done Every last detail I’ll dig it all up but you have to ask You have to want it You can see who I was or you can see who I am now I’m not good” he said piercing me with eyes that absorbed all light but reflected none “but I was worse”I arched an eyebrow and stared at him in disbelief “Well I have a different plan Patch M
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Hush HushHer crazyBut before long Nora's defenses start to break down as her curiosity about Patch heats up Why does he always seem to be wherever she is and know exactly what she's thinking How does he know what to say to both attract and repulse her And what is up UHHUM WHY IS IT THAT ALL I SEE ARE NEGATIVE REVIEWS OF THIS BOOK REALLY REALLY ARE WE EVEN READING THE SAME HUSH HUSHI fell in love with Patch INSTANTLY I mean what's not to loveI also love Nora She is such a refreshing and intriguing heroine Her and Patch suit each other perfectly They bounce off each other and really made me laugh with their witty and sarcy sense of humour They bicker like hell and it's so much fun to read I loved the twist in the end it turned everything I thought was going to happen into something entirely different I never knew what was going to happen next I thoroughly enjoyed and loved this book and I certainly cannot wait to read the next Well deserved 5 stars well fricking deserved
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Hush Hush reader ✓ 391 pages Download ò When Nora and Patch are forced together as lab partners Nora would rather fall to her death than put up with his elusive answers to her uestions his teasing and his infuriatingly handsome face and hypnotizing eyes It seems Patch was put on earth just to drive her crazyBut before long Nora's defenseWith those V shaped scars on his chiseled backAs their connection grows stronger Nora's own life becomes increasingly fragile Nora needs to decide Is Patch the one who wants to do her harm or the one who will keep her safe Has she fallen for one of the fallen This book is simply appalling I won't lie my expectations going in about this book were pretty low But even so Hush Hush managed to disappoint meFirst there are many similarities with Twilight you have a regular average girl here absent parents a love affair with a dangerous supernatural boyfriend a final showdown with a villain of his own kind The mythology while somewhat unusual I haven't read anything about fallen angels in YA so far is paper thin The characters are shallow and undeveloped BTW Vee is the dumbest character I've read about maybe ever But this is not even what makes this book a barely tolerable read This book is just plain silly and silly not in a cute and funny way but in it's pretty dumb and dangerous to fall for this crap way Many things are just so contrived about the story I got a headache rolling my eyes while reading it For instance a bomb threat to steal an empty personal file that nobody investigates later a biology class which is centered on discussing one uncomfortable and almost harassed student's sexual attractiveness why would a mother whose husband was murdered leave her 16 year old daughter alone in a remote house for weeks at a time why would parents of another teenage girl let her go out NEXT DAY after she had surgery following a violent attack on her dressing up like a hooker to get some dirt on a guy you are investigating why would an angel fall for loving a human and then get his wings back while loving another human And finally why exactly Patch and Nora are in love They know nothing about each other Even Nora spends most of the book calling Patch creepy being scared of him being roughly pinned by him to various walls in dark places or being at his knife's point and yet she is full of desire for him It just makes no sense As for Patch I don't know one thing about him or why he loves Nora My list can go on and onBut surely enough teenage girls will eat this story up You have everything for success here a fabulous cover and font and pages and pages of flirtatious banter filled with sexual innuendos very often bordering on sexual harassment fit for 30 year olds and not 10 gradersI am rarely for any kind of censorship of books but reading nonsense like Hush Hush makes me wonder what are these writers thinking In my opinion YA writers should be held to a higher standard than your usual writers of adults fiction Why would they want to promote such outright disturbing relationships as normal to impressionable and silly teenage girls In my book the relationship between Patch and Nora is not simply shallow but dangerous I wish some of the authors exercised better judgment writing their books otherwise they are setting up many many girls for a lot of disappointment because whatever is presented in this book as romantic is disturbing at best in real life Well to sum this tirade up Hush Hush is pretty much a book that gives YA literature a bad name Naturally the seuel is in works but surely enough I won't be reading it I'd rather dedicate my time to something better written and less contrived and misguidedReading challenge #1 F